The Strain Wizard
Have you ever wondered where all these weed strains came from? Gelato, Girl Scout Cookies, Stardawg and 10,000 more! Well in this blog this is the story of The Strain Wizard, you can read for some entertainment blazed up or not, Enjoy!
The Strain Wizard was stroking his long grey pointed beard wondering what he would do today, his normal day was striking up new potions, inventions of different magical elements but it was today when he was tired of making happily ever after potions or turning a man into a frog, he wanted something more, something great, something that would change the world as they knew it.
The Strain Wizard took a walk through the Sherwood Forest looking for some inspiration when he stumbled upon a funny looking log with small green plants growing out of it. This wasn’t here yesterday he thought to himself.
The Strain Wizard knew this forest like the back of his hand but today he had a funny feeling in his big round stomach that something had changed although he couldn’t put his finger on it what it was but the wind blew differently, the air seemed more hazy and the sky looked more green. How strange he wondered to himself there was a misty green fog surrounding the forest which lingered in the air when he stumbled upon this log. Nevertheless, he sat down on this log intrigued by the incredible green and white buds which he saw.
As he sat there wondering what he could magic up today he thought what if he used one of these plants for something? He could make his own forest within his small hut and make it enchanted! The list was endless, his imagination went wild, so he gathered a few plants together and took them home.
As he walked back from the forest, he looked into the midnight sky, he could see the stars glistening like nothing he had seen before. The fog had disappeared and he could see home, the wizard's home was not what we all know as home. It was a small wooden hut but he could turn it into anything he wanted it to be whether it be a castle or a boat. It was filled with potions of every kind for every spell in the world. He loved his home; it wasn’t anything special but he could turn it into something beyond imagination this was the greatest part.
As he got inside, he could smell some incredible smells, fruity, woody, earthy aromas filled with the air, what are these plants he thought? As he untied the plants the scents got stronger and filled his nose with amazing sensations. He began to put them into different pots and burnt the plants while mixing them. Blue smoke shot up to the ceiling and trickled down slowly all around him. Wow he thought! This was something he had never seen before. The same happened with the purple buds when he burnt them a cloud of purple oozed around him, what were these plants that he had found.
As he experimented with all the different plants, he wanted to taste them all as they all produced wonderful colours and aromas, he continued to fill every pot with the different buds he had found. He looked through his spell book and made different plants effects when inhaled or eaten by others.
He named them all, Kush which was a strain that exhibits deep green colas and leaves with hints of purple. Gelato, her buds tend to bloom in dark purple hues illuminated by fiery orange hairs and a shining white coat of crystal resin.
Girl Scout Cookies has a taste of earthy Kush with accents of sweet cherries and nutty lemon. Wedding cake, she is rich and tangy with earthy and peppery flavours.
Sour Diesel, he named this because of its pungent diesel type of aroma. Blue Dream, with a sweet berry aroma which gives off a peppery pine taste when inhaled.
Haze, Haze's aroma is typically characterised by a spicy scent accented by hints of citrus and earthy sweetness. Durban Poison, the over-sized resin glands make this strain a quality choice for concentrate extraction, and the buds are round and chunky with a thick coating of trichomes.
Northern Lights, she is sweet, spicy aromas radiate from the crystal-coated buds, which sometimes reveal themselves in hues of purple.
With all the scents and aromas filling the air, the wizard saw beautiful colours which took over his ceiling. He thought wow what have I made. He was giggling to himself and thought maybe this could be an uplifting potion. He could sell this to make a new fortune to bring happiness and joy to people’s lives.
So, he travelled far and wide to find his old friend who produced all his potions to people who needed medication or a remedy to help others. He brought all his potions and his buddy Alan commented on the smell which came through the door following the Strain Wizard. Alan was taken aback by the aromas which now filled his shop. The fruity, peppery, lemony scents which filled the air was incredible.
He asked the Strain Wizard what these potions were? This was something he hadn’t come across before, they were plants and can be used to uplift your mood. Wow he thought, this could be worth a fortune. Little did he know it was a goldmine.
He sold the plants to every customer which walked through the door, whether it be for depression, help with chronic pain, to increase the creative mind or to subside symptoms of an illness which they might have.
The plant turned out to be Cannabis, something which the wizard found in the woods over millions of years ago. Who would have thought a wizard would be the maker of strains we all know today.
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