Fat Bastard Auto Cannabis Seeds | Auto Seeds.
- Genetics Goldmember x Monkey Spunk x Ruderalis
- THC 25%+
- Yield 400–500gr/m²
- Type 50% Indica / 50% Sativa
- Flowering Time 60-70 Days
- Height 100cm-150cm
- Taste Fruity, Sour, Skunk, Sweet
Fat Bastard Auto flower Cannabis Seeds – Euphoric, Balanced, and Potent.
Fat Bastard Auto flower is a balanced hybrid designed to elevate mood while keeping you grounded. Its effect profile offers a clear, social headspace paired with a soothing body calm, making it ideal for creative sessions, post-work relaxation, and functional daytime use. With THC levels of 25%+, it delivers heavyweight potency without overwhelming spacey sensations.
Effects & Experience
Headspace: Clear, upbeat, social
Body Feel: Relaxing and soothing, no couchlock
Euphoria: Happy, uplifting, mood-enhancing
This strain is perfect for those seeking daytime functionality with a mellow evening wind-down, providing a smooth transition from energetic to relaxed.
Medical Potential
While this is not medical advice, community feedback suggests Fat Bastard Auto flower may support:
- Anxiety relief
- Stress reduction
- Migraine and tension easing
- General aches and body discomfort
- Easier sleep onset and calmer evenings
- Many growers report that this strain helps settle the mind and body, making it a popular choice for evening relaxation or gentle daytime use.
Flavour & Aroma
Taste Profile: Fruity citrus upfront with sweet-skunky bass notes
Terpenes: Lemon-lime peel, tropical candy, classic dank finish
Smoking Experience: Smooth inhale with a zesty, clean note; exhale leaves a lingering sugary-skunk aroma
This strain is smooth when properly cured, yet packs enough punch to remind you it’s a heavyweight.
Growing Fat Bastard Auto flower
Genetics: Goldmember x Monkey Spunk x Ruderalis
Difficulty: Beginner-friendly and pro-approved
Seed-to-Harvest: 8–10 weeks
Indoor Growing Tips:
- Lighting: 18/6 from start to finish
- Plant Height: Medium (100–150cm)
- Yield: 400–500g/m² in optimised rooms
- Training: Light LST recommended — bend, don’t break
- Medium: Airy coco or well-drained soil
- Feeding: Moderate, gradually increasing EC in mid-flower
- Environment: 24–26°C lights-on, good airflow
Outdoor Growing Tips:
- Planting: Mid-May start in warm climates
- Harvest: Before end-of-summer weather
- Care: Sturdy and fast, thrives in warm sunny conditions
Bag Appeal
- Appearance: Chunky, resin-heavy flowers, bright lime-green with fiery pistils and thick sugar coating
- Trichome Coverage: Heavy, sparkling, “wow factor” in any light
- Aroma: Citrus candy meets classic skunk, telegraphs potency before smoking
FAQ – Fat Bastard Auto flower
Q1: How long does it take to grow Fat Bastard Auto flower?
A: Indoor or outdoor, expect 8–10 weeks from seed to harvest.
Q2: Is this strain suitable for beginners?
A: Yes, it’s beginner-friendly while also appreciated by seasoned growers.
Q3: Can Fat Bastard Auto flower be grown outdoors?
A: Absolutely! Plant mid-May in warm climates for a late-summer harvest.
Q4: What effects can I expect?
A: Euphoric uplift, clear headspace, soothing body calm — functional for daytime or relaxing evenings.
Q5: Is this strain high in THC?
A: Yes, THC levels are 25%+, providing strong potency without excessive spacey effects.
Customer Reviews
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “Amazing balanced high”
"Head happy, body relaxed. Smooth smoke and potent results." – R. Allen, UK
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “Easy to grow and fantastic yield”
"Indoor grow was simple, harvested strong, resin-heavy buds." – T. Hughes, UK
⭐⭐⭐⭐ “Great flavour and aroma”
"Citrus and skunk combo smells divine. Buds look incredible." – S. Patel, UK
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “Perfect evening strain”
"Helps me relax without couchlock. Ideal for unwinding after work." – J. Morrison, UK
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “Beginner-friendly yet potent”
"First auto I’ve grown, and it didn’t disappoint. Smooth, strong, and fun." – L. Freeman, UK
Author Bio
Molly – Cannabis Seeds Specialist
Molly has over 10 years’ experience in cannabis cultivation and seed selection, guiding growers on feminised, auto-flowering, high-THC, high-CBD, and specialty strains. She provides expert advice on germination, cultivation, and maximising yield, helping growers of all levels achieve top-quality harvests.
🌿 “Fat Bastard Auto flower is perfect for growers seeking a balanced, potent strain that delivers both euphoric uplift and body calm — ideal for any time of day.”
About Auto Seeds.
We are one of the earliest Autoflowering specialists in the world, with the Auto Seeds team first getting hold of the original “Lowryder” ruderalis genetics in 2008 on a trip to Switzerland.
The idea that you can grow a weed plant from seed to bud in less than 2 months really sparked our imagination. We spent every day from then to today working to develop and gather the highest quality genetics, while still keeping true to that initial dream of “great bud, that’s easy to grow; Fast!”
Our breeders never stop looking for the worlds best genetics, wherever they may be. The skill and experience that comes from working with auto flowering plants for more than 10 years means that we know how to get the most out of every variety. We specialise in developing bespoke strains that are easily accessible to all, whether it is high THC or CBD, great yields or specific medical benefits, we are constantly innovating and improving our range for the benefit of everyone.
Why do we love Autos so much? Well it all goes back to the amazing properties that the ruderalis genetic line possess: Ease, Speed and Flexibility. They’re super easy because they don’t need different light setups and when they are outdoors they can grow pretty much anywhere that they get sunlight and won’t get too cold.
